-THE NEXT DAY- *Alice and Jasper are on the plane to Paris* Alice: yeah so I was thinking when we were in Mississippi that we could try to locate my nieceif she is still aliveand make up some story like im your aunts granddaughteror something Jasper: why? Alice: because I want to meet my only known living relative! Jasper: *laughs* Alice: its not funny! I seriously want to meet her. Jasper: if you want to meet her I promise to make that happen. *kisses her hand* Alice: I love you! Jasper: you too baby! Pilot: ladies and gentlemen we are now arriving at Paris international airport Alice: YAY! Jasper: *hugs her* * In Paris* *Alice and Jasper are walking down the street, they have been Shopping all day and are on their way home* Alice: I love that dress I got, we should come to Paris more often dont you think? Jasper: oui, oui Madame! *kisses her cheek* Alice: so now you speak fluid French? Jasper: ..no thats the extent of my knowledge. Alice: *laughs* ??: *screams* Jasper: fuck, Alice who is thatthey are pain. Alice: *runs toward the sound* ??: HELP ME!!! Alice: Jasperwhat do I do? Jasper: help her Alice: bonjour Madame.uhmm do you speak English? ??: yes *pants and groans* *screams* Alice: what is your name? ??: Quinn Alice: *thinks: pretty name* Im Alice, whats wrong? How can I help?? Quinn: my girlssa-savemy girls *screams* Alice: *looks at Quinn* ohmygod.jasper..blood *Quinn is severely bleeding* Quinn: *screams* GET IT OUT OF ME! Alice: JASPER GE OUT OF HERE NOW. Jasper ...
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